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LOCK-DOWN U.K. Days 47–51

Day 47 Saturday 9th of May
Decorating 😠

More wallpaper has been applied to the walls.

There is a fallacy promoted, partly by DIY stores, but also, I think by the general population, that anyone can paint and decorate, and do as good a job as a professional. Why bother paying someone who has had proper training, and who does the job every day of the week, hundreds of pounds, when you, who have had no training (does watching a video on YouTube count as training?) and decorate a room every other year, can get the same results as a professional decorator.

I’m giving up with it. We’ll finish this room, but next time I’m getting someone who knows what they are doing.

The wall paper is now all up, more or less. Sometime, probably on Monday we will paint the walls. Then all we need to do is order a new carpet and get a carpet fitter to fit it. Oh, and transfer all furniture back into the room.

Day 48 Sunday 10th of May

Today was a rest day, what with it being Sunday and all. We had a lie in, got up and made ourselves a proper cooked breakfast, which we ate while listening to Cerys Mathews on Radio 6. All that was missing was the Sunday Papers. A trip to the allotment in the afternoon helped restore some kind of sanity.

Bozo tries to do his Churchill impersonation (and fails)

Our Prime Minister made a sort of announcement this evening. No one is really sure what he said or meant, probably not even himself. Apparently you are supposed to go to work, unless you can stay at home. You should not use public transport, but ideally cycle or walk instead, or more likely drive, if you have somewhere to park. If your commute is 25 miles, not unusual in London, unless you are a fairly fit and fast cyclist, that is not going to happen. People are going to ram themselves onto public transport.

A cynical , but not necessarily wrong. way of looking at it would be to say if you have the privilege, that allows you to sit at a computer all day, stay at home and stay safe. Peasants get back to work, if you die you died for the noble cause of saving Boris’ face.

Day 49 Monday 11th of May

We finished the painting in the bedroom today. Bought and fitted a bit of skirting board to replace the bit we found was missing, and that was about it. Apart from making Spaghetti Bolognese for dinner. Actually it was Linguine Bolognese, because we didn’t have any spaghetti.

Day 50 Tuesday 12th of May
Stay safe, stay out of hospital

Half a century of lockdown days. We don’t appear to be any closer to getting on top of it, although the government thinks we are. My sister says that she has a little spare capacity in her ICU, so possibly it is easing slightly. She posted this earlier, with the request that people didn’t try and fill the place again.

Having listened to and read yesterdays spin, I still don’t know where we are. It’s Tuesday so back to work. I decided that a soundtrack of Scottish and Irish folk music, with a little bit of Americana was what I needed rather than Radio 4.

Day 51 Wednesday 13th of May
Back to work peasants

This seems to sum up where our government is about with the return to work.

I’m getting fed up of the lockdown. We should be in Spain or possibly France in the Big Green Bus at the moment. We would dearly love just to jump in the van and go somewhere, anywhere, even for a single night away. We can’t and I accept the reasons why we can’t. If you did an honest risk assessment, it would probably conclude that there was less risk of transmitting Covid-19 by two people, self sufficient in a van, keeping their distance from others, than in a crowded bus or tube train, with or without masks. The problem is that it wouldn’t be two people, it would be thousands. I am sure that it is more than Diane and I who would like to head down to the coast.

Other things

I also discovered today that a mouse is a much more useful computer accessory than a cat.

The Great EU Debate: Boris Johnson vs Boris Johnson

Debate inside the Tory party about Britain’s future in Europe, what about the debate inside Boris Johnson?

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Boris Johnson debate

Here it is – the great EU referendum debate featuring two of the finest debaters on opposite sides of the EU argument:

Boris Johnson vs Boris Johnson

Question Number 1.
How necessary or important is it that this referendum on Britain’s membership of the EU takes place? Over to you first, Mr Boris Johnson …

Boris Johnson debate 1

 Nov 2012

What do you have to say to that, Mr Johnson?

Boris Johnson debate 2

April 2015

Strong words from Boris for his opponent Boris Johnson. Now for question Number 2.
What would happen if Britain left the EU. Mr Johnson?

Boris Johnson debate 3

March 2016

And what do you think Mr Johnson?

Boris Johnson debate 4

May 2013

So a huge disagreement between Boris and his opponent Boris. Question Number 3.
Some people claim it would be too difficult in practical terms for Britain to leave the EU. Mr Johnson, do you agree?

Boris Johnson debate 6

Feb 2016

Mr Johnson? Do you agree with Mr Johnson?

Boris Johnson debate 5

March 2016

Question Number 4…

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Boris, Ken, or someone else?

Non-Londoners can skip this post, I won’t be offended.

The time has come for those of us who live in The Great Wen to decide who we want to be Mayor of this great metropolis for the next four years. Although there are seven candidates, unfortunately I think our choice probably boils down to, do we dislike Ken more than Boris or vice versa?

Here, in alphabetical order are the seven candidates and the parties they represent:

Candidates
Name Party
Siobhan BENITA Independant
Carlos CORTIGLIA British National Party
Boris JOHNSON The Conservative Party Candidate
Jenny JONES Green Party
Ken LIVINGSTONE The Labour Party Candidate
Brian PADDICK London Liberal Democrats
Lawrence James WEBB Fresh Choice for London (UKIP)

Clicking on the candidate’s name will take you to their website, except for the B.N.P. candidate, who does not seem to have a dedicated website, so clicking on his name takes you to his Wikipedia entry.

Lets take a quick look at the minor candidates first.

Both the BNP and UKIP seem to think that the Mayor of London has more powers than he actually has. The BNP wants their Mayor to build a better NHS and pledges that they will not allow an amnesty for illegal immigrants. I might be wrong, but building (or currently destroying) the NHS is probably down to the Secretary of State for Health and granting an amnesty for illegal immigrants (not that there has ever been one suggested by either of the main parties) would probably come under the Home Secretaries remit. The UKIP Mayoral candidate, judging by his policies appears to think that the Mayor can unilaterally withdraw London from the EU. Both of them also seem to think that the Mayor can ban non-UK citizens from working in London.
If they don’t know what they Mayor can and can’t do then I think we can move on.

Siobhan Benita, the Independent candidate, is more interesting. I can agree with a lot of her ideas, especially on education, housing and infrastructure. Interestingly she is the only candidate to advocate building a third runway at Heathrow. If she was standing as the Labour or Liberal Democrat candidate (her ideas would fit reasonably well with both parties) I might consider giving her my vote, but as an Independent, she will find it difficult to garner the support she needs.

Jenny Jones, the Green Party candidate, is the only candidate with a well thought out and practical plan to turn London into a cycling city, along the lines of Amsterdam or Copenhagen, and for that alone you should consider voting for her. While cycling in London isn’t a dangerous as it is often perceived to be, it is not safe either, as she says:

It may well be fine if you are confident, experienced and physically fit, but we want roads where everyone feels safe whether you are 7 years old or 70.

Some of the other policies I am a bit more ambivalent about, though she is good on transport and recycling, slightly less so on what to do with non-recyclable waste.

Brian Paddick, probably doesn’t see himself as a minor candidate, but he is. He is not going to win, but the second preference votes of people who vote for him might, in fact probably will, decide who does.
He builds is candidacy on the following facts. For the first time the Mayor will be directly responsible for the Metropolitan Police, and he was a police officer for over 30 years. I will admit that during his time as Borough Commander he came up with some interesting and moderately radical (too radical for the Daily Mail) ideas on policing. The “big idea” on policing seems to be this:

If elected Mayor and London’s “Police and Crime Commissioner” I would make it my top priority to bring the police and public together, so that criminals don’t stand a chance.

Reading his manifesto it seems to me that he isn’t actually running for Mayor the position he wants is Commissioner of Police of the Metropolis. I want to elect a Mayor not a police chief. He is also a Liberal Democrat and I haven’t forgiven them yet.

Boris or Ken?

Here we have our choice then Boris or Ken, Punch or Judy, Scylla or Charybdis?
The best thing I can say about Boris Johnson is that he wasn’t (quite) as big a disaster for London as I feared he might be. He comes across as a cuddly buffoon, but is actually a very calculating politician.
There are two Londons, the divide is not between Inner London and the Outer London suburbs as some suppose, and Boris Johnson tries to pretend, the divide is between the City of London and Greater London.
The London that he has been Mayor for is not Greater London, he has been Mayor for the City of London.
Billy Bragg links to a story in the Sunday Telegraph and points out:

Two headlines from the Sunday Telegraph today – ‘Boris Johnson: We need more tax cuts’ and ‘Rich get richer’. Could the two be in some way connected?

The one thing that people will probably remember him for, the TFL Cycle Hire scheme a.k.a “Boris Bikes” wasn’t even his idea. Jenny Jones (the Green candidate) came up with it and Ken Livingstone adopted it during his last period as Mayor. It just happened to be introduced during his term in office, but he gives himself the credit for it. Similarly with introducing Oyster Cards on the rail system in London. The donkey work was done before his election in 2008, all he had to do was dot the i’s and cross the t’s.
What have his achievements been, well, he got rid of ‘bendy buses’ to keep the cab drivers happy and replaced them with white elephants, sorry Modern Routemasters, that is if they ever get enough built.
His reaction to last summer’s riots was late, ineffective and patronising, to put it mildly.
I won’t be voting for Mr Johnson.

That leaves Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London from 2000 to 2008, Leader of the GLC before its abolition by Margaret Thatcher back in the 1980’s and known to most Londoners as ‘Ken’.

In years gone by I would have said “Vote for Ken, he is the only candidate who actually understands London.” This time I am not so sure. I could be that I think he has been around too long – he is 67 this year – I think that Labour would have been better with Oona King as their candidate, but they plumped for the devil they knew instead. A few other things are also bothering me. There is a vague whiff of Anti-Semitism around some of his statements. There is also a feeling that he has been opaque about his financial affairs. Having said all that, his policies, cutting public transport fares and the reintroduction (in London) of the Educational Maintenance Allowance, and support for childcare, seem to me to be the best package on offer and look affordable.
Along with every other candidate he pledges to reduce crime and make housing more affordable. I can’t recall ever having heard a politician pledge to allow crime to increase, so I think we will ignore that one. Making housing more affordable is more easily said than done and while I am sure they are all sincere in their wish to get housing cost down, again I think that should be taken with a pinch of salt.

My vote, without any great enthusiasm will be cast for Ken Livingston. As the Mayoral election is a sort of Alternative Vote, I was toying with the idea of giving my first preference to either Siobhan Benita or Jenny Jones, with my second preference to Ken Livingstone, but I think I might as well just vote for him and leave the second preference blank. There is no point in putting a minor candidate as your second choice, because they will all be out by the time the second choice votes are counted. If you want to support a minor candidate put them as your first choice and the vote for Livingstone as your second preference.

As for the London Assembly my advice is this vote Labour for the Constituency Member (elected on First Past the Post) and vote Green for the London wide additional member – we need some greens on the assembly to make sure that the other parties keep to their pledges on the environment.

So to summarise this is how I recommend that you vote

  • Mayor – Ken Livingston – reluctantly
  • Constituency Member – Labour
  • London Wide – Green