All posts by A Scotsman in Suburbia

I am not a Grumpy Old Man I am a middle aged man who occasionally gets slightly hacked off with things. My politics are greenish and to the left of centre. I am married again, following being widowed. I own two bikes, one car, one campervan and half a cat. I love cycling (hence the bikes) and cycle sport especially road racing. During the winter I enjoy watching football (soccer if you are North American). I sometimes paint and enjoy cooking and eating.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. Days 47–51

Day 47 Saturday 9th of May
Decorating 😠

More wallpaper has been applied to the walls.

There is a fallacy promoted, partly by DIY stores, but also, I think by the general population, that anyone can paint and decorate, and do as good a job as a professional. Why bother paying someone who has had proper training, and who does the job every day of the week, hundreds of pounds, when you, who have had no training (does watching a video on YouTube count as training?) and decorate a room every other year, can get the same results as a professional decorator.

I’m giving up with it. We’ll finish this room, but next time I’m getting someone who knows what they are doing.

The wall paper is now all up, more or less. Sometime, probably on Monday we will paint the walls. Then all we need to do is order a new carpet and get a carpet fitter to fit it. Oh, and transfer all furniture back into the room.

Day 48 Sunday 10th of May

Today was a rest day, what with it being Sunday and all. We had a lie in, got up and made ourselves a proper cooked breakfast, which we ate while listening to Cerys Mathews on Radio 6. All that was missing was the Sunday Papers. A trip to the allotment in the afternoon helped restore some kind of sanity.

Bozo tries to do his Churchill impersonation (and fails)

Our Prime Minister made a sort of announcement this evening. No one is really sure what he said or meant, probably not even himself. Apparently you are supposed to go to work, unless you can stay at home. You should not use public transport, but ideally cycle or walk instead, or more likely drive, if you have somewhere to park. If your commute is 25 miles, not unusual in London, unless you are a fairly fit and fast cyclist, that is not going to happen. People are going to ram themselves onto public transport.

A cynical , but not necessarily wrong. way of looking at it would be to say if you have the privilege, that allows you to sit at a computer all day, stay at home and stay safe. Peasants get back to work, if you die you died for the noble cause of saving Boris’ face.

Day 49 Monday 11th of May

We finished the painting in the bedroom today. Bought and fitted a bit of skirting board to replace the bit we found was missing, and that was about it. Apart from making Spaghetti Bolognese for dinner. Actually it was Linguine Bolognese, because we didn’t have any spaghetti.

Day 50 Tuesday 12th of May
Stay safe, stay out of hospital

Half a century of lockdown days. We don’t appear to be any closer to getting on top of it, although the government thinks we are. My sister says that she has a little spare capacity in her ICU, so possibly it is easing slightly. She posted this earlier, with the request that people didn’t try and fill the place again.

Having listened to and read yesterdays spin, I still don’t know where we are. It’s Tuesday so back to work. I decided that a soundtrack of Scottish and Irish folk music, with a little bit of Americana was what I needed rather than Radio 4.

Day 51 Wednesday 13th of May
Back to work peasants

This seems to sum up where our government is about with the return to work.

I’m getting fed up of the lockdown. We should be in Spain or possibly France in the Big Green Bus at the moment. We would dearly love just to jump in the van and go somewhere, anywhere, even for a single night away. We can’t and I accept the reasons why we can’t. If you did an honest risk assessment, it would probably conclude that there was less risk of transmitting Covid-19 by two people, self sufficient in a van, keeping their distance from others, than in a crowded bus or tube train, with or without masks. The problem is that it wouldn’t be two people, it would be thousands. I am sure that it is more than Diane and I who would like to head down to the coast.

Other things

I also discovered today that a mouse is a much more useful computer accessory than a cat.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. Days 42–46

Day 42 Monday 4th of May

We carried on with the decorating. It will be finished some day. We changed our mind about the colours we were going to use. Goose Down we decided was too pale and also looked blueish rather than grey. The door and the skirting boards are now Chic Shadow.

Possibly we could have gone with a few more shades, but we were worried It could have turned into Fifty Shades of Grey.

In the evening we had a fancy dress Zoom birthday party for one of Diane’s nieces. It worked better than you might think that it would.

Day 43 Tuesday 5th of May

Tuesday meant back to work, boring, but it does give me a bit of a change from the sameness of lockdown. It also makes life seem a bit more normal.

In the evening, before dinner, we took our bikes and some wine up to the allotment. We had a very pleasant hour or so, drinking our wine, interspersed with a bit of light weeding and watering.

Day 44 Wednesday 6th of May

Today I drove round the M25 to Caterham and back. The sat-nav told me Take the M25, the traffic is light. I would not normally have taken the M25, but it was incredibly light. However, I shouldn’t have been driving round the M25 in the Little Lilac Car. We should have been in the Big Green Bus on board this:

We should have been on our way to Bilbao to start our holiday. Covid-19 put paid to that. I’m not sure when the Big Green Bus will next get an outing. Sometime before the summer is over, hopefully.

Day 45 Thursday 7th of May

Diane woke up about five o’clock and couldn’t get back to sleep. She decided to paint the wardrobes. This worked out well for me, I got woken up with a cup of tea. Very pleasant way to wake up.

Our I.T. department has finally sorted out the problem with uploading our reports. It was a bit of an involved and long-winded process, but we got there in the end.

We watched a good film “Material” in the evening. I think it is only available on Netflix.

Day 46 Friday 8th of May

The May Day bank holiday was converted to the 75th Anniversary of VE Day Bank Holiday, for this year only. I’m not sure what was planned before the lock-down, but it seemed to sort of work. We had a physically distanced afternoon tea. Fish fingers, chips and beans, followed by stewed rhubarb, seemed an appropriate choice for supper.

In the morning we started putting the wallpaper on the walls. By lunch-time we had done one wall. Hopefully we will get the rest done tomorrow. We are getting there.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. DAY 41

Day 41 Sunday 3rd of May

Today should have been a pretty special day. It should have been the last game of the 2019 – 2020 season. We (AFC Wimbledon) were supposed to be playing Coventry, who would, possibly, have been champions elect, and we would, of course, have been safe from relegation. For the last game of the season, we arrange a hospitality meal before hand. This year the EFL had decided upon a midday kick-off for all League One games, I was looking forward to my brunch. Covid-19 and lock-down put paid to all that.

Above and beyond all that, today would have been our last ever game at Kingsmeadow*. Kingsmeadow has been too small for us for years, the ground only holds 4,850. We sell out the home areas most games. We can have a maximum of about 600 away fans. Not every team fills the away end, Fleetwood and MK usually struggle to bring 100, but some clubs, Sunderland, Portsmouth and Ipswich would bring 2000 if we had the capacity. The stadium and it’s facilities are tired, the sight lines are abysmal, especially from the Rygas terrace, The hot tap on the sink in men’s toilet at the Chemflow end hasn’t worked for years. I could go on. We will all be glad to move back to Plough Lane next season (whenever it starts) but Kingsmeadow helped us move from being a crazy dream in 2002 to being an established Football League club in 2020. A lot of people will shed a tear at our departure.

Every one will have their particular favourite memories of Kingsmeadow. Mine is a bittersweet one. It is our 4-2 victory over West Ham in the cup last season. It was also the last time I saw my friend Steve. He died suddenly a couple of days after the game.

It does seem a a bit of an anti-climax to think that the last game there was a boring 0-0 draw against Bolton.

Hopefully this lockdown will be over by the time Plough Lane opens. I would hate to think of Will Nightingale leading the team out for our first game to the sight and sounds of empty stands.

I will leave this video that the club made to commemorate our time at Kingsmeadow.

*It is possible that the team has not played its last game at Kingsmeadow. If closed door games are played either to finish this season, or at the start of next season, I could see them being played at Kingsmeadow.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. DAY 40

Day 40 Saturday 2nd May

As I said yesterday, we have wallpaper and we have paint, so we couldn’t really delay applying it to the bedroom walls and ceiling any longer. At this point I should say that I do not like decorating. I’m not sure why. I think a bit of it is the mess, and confusion that goes with it. A bit of it is that I don’t think that I am very good at it and can see all the mistakes that I made. Possibly a bit of it is that I don’t really like things changing around me.

After the ceiling collapsed we didn’t have a lot of choice. I suppose we could have boarded the door up and forgot about it. The ceiling and the walls above the picture rail are now painted in “White Mist”. It is, as the name sort of implies, a very pale shade of grey. It does look good, and is a great improvement on broken plaster. Tomorrow we tackle the wood work, and hopefully on Monday get round to papering the walls. Then all we have to do is paint the walls, choose a carpet, get the carpet fitted, and move all the furniture back in.

After that we decided that a take-away was in order. What we would really have liked to have done was walked round the corner to Chennai Dosa, our local Sri Lankan restaurant. It is probably more like a café than a restaurant. A bit like this place. The food is good and it is cheap, a starter, a main and a Cobra for each of us, and the bill is usually not much over £20.

But we couldn’t, so we did the next best thing which was to have the food delivered. The food was good, as it it always is, but the quantities were enormous compared to the restaurant meals. We ordered a vegetarian thali each, one would have been enough for both of us.

Lock-Down U.K. Day 39

Day 39 Friday 1st May

May Day has always been a day for festivities and frolics. In Scotland and Ireland it was Beltane, the beginning of the summer, when cattle and sheep were led up to the hills, to their summer pastures. Various ceremonies and rituals were performed to ensure their safety. Something similar still survives in Switzerland and Austria.

In England, the festivities traditionally centred around the Maypole and crowning the Queen of May. Both traditions were frowned upon by the Puritans in c17th. Many village maypoles were cut down at that time.

In modern day Britain we have invented a new folk dance, “The Physically Distanced Queuing Shuffle”. It is very simple to learn. In the approved version you do not take your partner. You line up in the car park of a supermarket the regulation two metres apart, ideally with a trolley. On the signal of the security guard everyone (except those who have become engrossed with something on their phone) start to shuffle forward, until the security guard says stop. At some point one person will make the traditional call to the phonees “Oi mate wake up the queue’s moving”. Upon hearing this the phonee will immediately run forward to their proper position in the queue. The dance then repeats until you have entered the shop.

The Physically Distanced Queueing Shuffle

Inside the shop a different dance takes place. It is less formal. The best way to describe it would be a chaotic gavotte, where everyone dances around each other, trying, but failing to remain two metres apart. Between them they could replace maypole dancing and Morris dancing on May Day.

Bedroom

Things are progressing. We have wallpaper, we have paint, we need to apply it to the walls, and we will be finished. More or less, unless we change our minds.

We spent most of the afternoon in B&Q buying the stuff. Not a lot of fun. I do however approve of what we had for supper. Charlie Birgam’s meals are not particularly cheap, but they are very good. I thought the lasagne we had tonight was excellent.

Happy May Day

Lock-Down U.K. Days 37 & 38

Day 37 Wednesday 29th April

I might be running out of things to write about. Today seemed pretty much like yesterday, except it didn’t rain (as much). Work is still strange. I’m sort of getting used to not having anyone around, but today’s first inspection in an office building that normally has around five hundred people, now reduced to a couple of security guards, and a facilities engineer, felt very strange. It does have the advantage of there being no one to get in the way. They are not a shipping company, an underwater infrastructure builder, would describe them better. They had some good models of their ships on display.

Seven Artic — a pipe laying vessel
Bedroom

The plaster on the ceiling has dried and the ceiling has been painted, white for the time being, until we change / make up our minds.

Other News

Our Prime Minister’s girlfriend (fiancé?) has produced a child. Probably the first time that a Prime Minister has fathered an acknowledged out-wedlock child. Possibly he didn’t have much choice this time.

The official UK Covid-19 death toll has increased by 4,419 after the government included deaths outside hospital for the first time.
As of 5pm on Tuesday, total of 26,097 patients had died in hospitals, care homes and the wider community after testing positive for coronavirus in the UK, according to Public Health England.

Guardian Website

This is considered a success by our government.

Day 38 Thursday 30th April

The 30th of April was just another day, until four years ago. Four years ago it became the day that Grace died. My life has changed a lot in the last four years. It has gone from a feeling of complete and utter desolation, and not knowing what I wanted from my life. If I even wanted my life to carry on, to today when I can look forward to a future with Diane.

We went to visit Grace’s grave and leave some flowers, purple lisianthus, because Grace always liked them. There were a few tears from both of us, but we have each other now, and, especially at this time that means a lot.

I am thankful, that this pandemic was not happening four years ago. It would have been absolutely horrendous if Grace had needed to spend the last weeks of her life without being able to see her family and her friends for the last time. Anyone who finds themselves in that situation today has my complete sympathy.

Lock-Down U.K. Day 36

Day 36 Tuesday 28th April

I have decided it was time to change the header image, so I have a new picture of the Covid-19 virus for you all.

Tuesday so it was back to work, It was almost like a normal day. I got up when the alarm went off, showered, made my breakfast, came upstairs to log on, and found that the computer system wasn’t working properly. This time it was the server, rather than my laptop that was playing up. The server has always (for the past twenty-five years — it is the same one we have always had) been a temperamental beast. I think with this lockdown and the need to be two metres apart at all times, it is getting lonely. This latest temper tantrum is a cry for help. Twenty-five-year-olds should really be over having tantrums, but hey. At least it doesn’t stop me reporting, just uploading the reports to the server.

It was also wet, cold, and generally miserable. A very normal day. It did mean that there was no need for a trip to the allotment today. We would only have gone up to water the plants, but the rain did that for us.

Football

On the way to and from work I listened to the Nine Years Podcast discussing what to do about the season. Should it just be declared null and void? Or should it be officially ended and winners and losers be declared, on either the current positions, or an average points per game basis? Should we try to find a way to play the remaining fixtures behind closed doors if necessary? The solution for the Premier League may need to be different to the solution for the EFL.

According to @AndyhHolt, the Accrington Stanley chairman, playing behind closed doors will not work for League One clubs,

There is also an additional problem for League One, what ever happens. We started the season one team short because of what happened with Bury. We need to find a solution for that.

It is unclear as to when we will have football with fans in attendance again. My guess is August at the earliest. I think the best solution is just to pretend that this season never happened, and start again with the 2020-2021 season. I know that it is unfair to a lot of teams, but what ever is done will be unfair to someone. Also come August there may not be as many teams to consider. Without revenue, I fear that as many as fifteen EFL clubs may have gone the way of Bury.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. Days 34 & 35

Day 34 Sunday 26th April

Following a late breakfast it was time for a trip to the allotment. Beds needed to be opened up. Plants needed to be planted. Tea needed to be made and drunk. We set off just after twelve with our lunch and the plants. It was too early to have lunch, we had only just finished breakfast, so we decided to do some work. All went according to plan except that the runner beans turned out to be French beans. Not that I was complaining too much, I prefer French beans to runner beans. We also have peppers, chilli peppers, sweetcorn, courgettes, squash, butternut I think, but we will find out in due course.

In addition to all that, we have one lonely little cantaloupe melon plant. I read the care instructions, and concluded;
a) the weather will have to be absolutely perfect;
b) even if the weather is perfect it is a very difficult plant to grow in our climate.
It really should be in a greenhouse. We have it under a poly-tunnel that Diane bought in Poundland. If we get any fruit off it, I will claim that it was all down to my brilliant gardening skills. Otherwise, it was Diane’s idea.

Supper was the leftover Bolognese from Friday with some kidney beans and extra chilli added to make chilli con carne.

Day 35 Monday 27th April

The plaster has dried in the bedroom, so we have to think about getting it back to being a bedroom again. I mentioned a couple of days ago our local DIY mega-store has reopened. Word obviously has got out. On Saturday, when I headed over to my house, the cars were queued half-way up the A3 slip road.

We needed some paint, obviously, but we thought it would be a good opportunity to resite the electrical sockets. Diane’s cousin-in-law (is that an actual relationship) is a semi-retired electrician, and he said he would do it for us if we got the parts. Diane decided to get up early to beat the queue. She left about eight and arrived back about eight-thirty without paint. The queue was as bad as it was on Saturday.

We managed to get the electrical parts we needed at another shop, but probably paid about twice the price. We then went grocery shopping at Aldi.

The Dons Local Action Group (run by AFC Wimbledon fans) are co-ordinating collection and distribution of food parcels, and other help, to vulnerable people in the local area. They had a collection point set up in the car park at Aldi, so we bought a bit extra to give to them.

After lunch, I decided to brave the queue at B&Q. It wasn’t too bad. I managed to get the paint, a paint roller, carrot seeds and lettuce seeds and be back home in less than an hour.

Ready to roll…. see what I did there?
Mini rant about our now back at work Prime Minister

I am glad that Mr Johnson survived his encounter with Covid-19. I am not so glad that he is our Prime Minister. There is something about the faux sub-Churchillian persona and rhetoric that really gets my goat. Even now after almost dying of the disease, I really don’t think that he gets it. At least he has resisted, for now, the siren calls from his billionaire backers, and the stupider element of his own MPs to abandon the current lockdown.

It is now time for tea so I shall close for the day. Stay safe.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. Day 33

Day 33 Saturday 25th April

We have now been in lock-down for over a month. What things do I like about it? What things do I hate about it? What things am I missing most?

I’ll start with the things that I am enjoying.

I am enjoying spending time with Diane. Before the start of the lock-down we realized that if we were going to follow the guidelines, while both living in our own houses, we wouldn’t be able to see each other until the lock-down was over. However, if we moved in together then we became one household, so there are no problems seeing each other.

Diane’s allotment has been a great place to escape to, and, may yet provide us with food to survive the apocalypse.

The lack of traffic has made getting to and from work a doddle.

Work itself seems easier to get completed, customers appear to be more co-operative.

Life in general appears to be more easy paced.

What about the things I don’t like?

First up is queuing to get into a supermarket. I am British, I like a queue as much as the next person. Queueing is one of the things that made this country what it is, but standing two meters apart, in a queue that snakes all the way round the car park is getting to me. It is probably just as well that it has hardly rained since this lock-down started.

I am a bit worried by some things that I see posted on social media. They make me think that a significant minority of people would have loved living in East Germany under the Stasi.

I don’t like constantly having to wash / disinfect my hands, but I will do it. I have used more hand cream in the past month than I have in my entire life up to now.

What am I missing?

Football is one obvious thing. It isn’t as central to my life as it was a few years ago, after Grace died. I still miss my ninety minutes of escapism though. I should have been at Shrewsbury today. It is one of the away games that I usually go to.

I miss being able to get out in the Big Green Bus. We were going up to Scotland to look at wedding venues at the beginning of April, that obviously didn’t happen. Our trip to Spain and France next month will also be cancelled. On top of that it is the ability to disappear off for the day that I miss.

I miss being able to go out to the pub, or a restaurant, but I think that the thing I miss most of all is being able to go into a coffee shop between jobs, to check my emails, do my reports, or just to sit, have a coffee and watch the world go by.

Other things that happened today.

Duster went off me today. My sister phoned in the morning and I went through to the study to pick up my phone, which had been charging. Duster has taken to sleeping on one of the chairs, (Duster sleeps almost anywhere but in his basket). I answered the call and sat down to talk to her, and landed on top of our pussy-cat. He was not best pleased and let me know about it. A few extra Dreamies before bed got me back in favour.

Social media has its plus points. A friend, who does a lot of work with refugees, posted on Facebook today looking for computers to enable refugee children to continue with their schoolwork during lock-down. It didn’t matter how old they were as long as they worked they said. Grace’s laptop and iPad have been sitting at my house gathering dust for the last four years. They both fitted the bill. I haven’t known what to do with them, but didn’t want to throw them away either. But I couldn’t find a use for them. I am sure that Grace would have been very pleased that they are helping some refugee kids with their education.

LOCK-DOWN U.K. Day 32

Day 32 Friday 24th April
A firmly closed door

It’s Friday, so no (paid) work today. Where the morning went, I don’t know, but it was midday before I knew it. Then that is what days off are for. As I said yesterday, today was to be a day off from all things bedroomy and decorating. The door to the bedroom remained firmly closed, to allow the new plaster to dry. Instead, we went on a bike ride followed by a picnic lunch at the allotment. A bit of light weeding and/or watering might be permitted. But only if we were in the mood for it.

We packed some Quiché and salad into the ‘T’ bag and set off for the allotment via the long way. There is a good off-road cycle route from New Malden to Raynes Park which goes past the Allotment gates, so we rode into New Malden to pick it up. We were a bit later in arriving at the allotment than we had planned. This was due to running into (not literally) some friends, and having a chat, at acceptable physical separation distances. You may have noticed that I do not like the term “social distancing”, and try my best not to use it if possible.

We decided to have lunch before we did anything else. I put the kettle on while Diane laid out the food. The photo on the right shows the remains of the meal.

After we had finished I decided to earth up the potatoes, while Diane did some weeding and watering. The Hawthorn bush behind the allotment has burst into rather spectacular flower since we were last up there three days ago.

Brompton at the allotment

After we had finished at the allotment we rode to Raynes Park to get some milk and other bits and pieces of shopping, then rode home to make dinner.

Tonight was the first time this year that we have eaten in the garden. It was almost like going out for dinner. I thought the spaghetti bolognese was very good, (even though I made it my self).