All posts by A Scotsman in Suburbia

I am not a Grumpy Old Man I am a middle aged man who occasionally gets slightly hacked off with things. My politics are greenish and to the left of centre. I am married again, following being widowed. I own two bikes, one car, one campervan and half a cat. I love cycling (hence the bikes) and cycle sport especially road racing. During the winter I enjoy watching football (soccer if you are North American). I sometimes paint and enjoy cooking and eating.

Jan Ullrich and a Meaningless Two Year Ban

The final act of the tragedy that became the farce known as “Jan and Operacion Puerto” , concluded a few days ago. The drama began with Jan Ulrich being thrown off the 2006 Tour de France. It ended with the Court of Arbitration in Sport (CAS) giving him a meaningless (he retired in 2007) two-year ban running from August 2011. It also annulled all his results from May 2005 until his retirement. Cancelling his third place in the 2005 tour means that Francesco Mancebo is the rider who moves up a place. Richard Moore has a bit to say about this:

Whatever: it seems a bit rich of the UCI, cycling’s governing body, to have pursued Ullrich with such vengeance when they presided over — and, through their initial inaction, must take some responsibility for — an era so blighted by EPO. Why go after Ullrich and ignore others?

It is a farce that is confirmed by a study of the updated results of the 2005 Tour. With Ullrich’s third-place finish now airbrushed from history, Francisco Mancebo steps up to the podium. That’s the same Mancebo who, like Ullrich, was forced out of the 2006 Tour when his name was linked to Operacion Puerto. In fact, of the revised top ten, eight riders have either tested positive, served a ban or been under investigation for doping.

This leads to one conclusion. The problem was not Jan Ullrich.

The full article is here:Opinion: Richard Moore On The Career Of Jan Ullrich | Cyclingnews.com.

It is not clear how far Ullrich’s confessions as to the use of performance enhancing substances went but he has admitted to being involved with Dr Eufemiano Fuentes who ran the Madrid clinic associated with the Operacion Puerto blood doping investigation. He has described his actions as “being a mistake”. Every athlete caught doping describes their actions as being a “mistake”, usually they mean the mistake was in being caught, but he went on to apologise:

“I would like to sincerely apologise for this behaviour – I’m very sorry.”
“In retrospect I would act differently in some situations during my career.”

I have no idea if Jan Ullrich doped throughout his career. His introduction to cycling was through the old East German sports system, so it is quite possible. Having said that, he was not the only cyclist of that era to use performance enhancers. Jonathan Vaughters, now Garmin-Barracuda’s general manager, raced during the same period as Ullrich. He responded to the news with a series of tweets:
J Vaughters Tweets

Ullrich was a classy rider and probably should have won more than he did, but he ran into Lance Armstrong, who might have been the better rider. Armstrong was certainly much more focused. If Armstrong had worn Adidas kit, as Ulrich did for much of his career, there would never have been any jokes about how far apart the stripes were in the early season races. Armstrong also probably had better support than Ullrich.

His only Tour de France Victory came in 1997, and it is from that tour that I take my abiding memory of Jan Ullrich the rider. His first day in the Yellow Jersey came on Stage 10 from Luchon to Andorra Arcalis. Bjarne Riis, the previous year’s winner, was the leader of the Telekom team, but was not going particularly well. Ullrich dropped back to the team car to ask if he could attack, permission was given, so he did, dropping every one, including climbers Richard Virenque and Marco Pantani. At one point (about 15:30) on the video you will see him looking around to admire the scenery, like a tourist out on a day ride. (He was probably looking across a bend to see how much distance he had put into Virenque and Pantani). That is my memory of him as a rider, just how easy he made it look that day.

I think I am correct in saying that the first eight riders to finish this stage have either been convicted of or admitted to doping. As Richard Moore said the problem was not Jan Ullrich.

Update 30/10/2012
As everyone now knows Armstrong was definitely ‘better prepared’ than Ulrich.

Brighton

I’m on my way to Brighton, traveling through the snow covered Sussex countryside. The sun is just about above the horizon and is giving everything a pinky orange glow. The stations and small towns are flashing by too quickly. I don’t want this trip to end.
We’re in Brighton now. Still that is the idea of the trip.

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Is this the year when British Cycling takes over the world?

The new cycling season is barely a week old and British cyclists have so far recorded five wins, and only two of them from Mark Cavendish. Let’s list them:

We have come to expect Mark Cavendish to win most of the sprints that he contests,as he tweeted @MarkCavendish:

Well, that’s 2 wins from 2 contested sprints with @TeamSky. The lads were incredible at keeping me at the front of a hectic peloton. Thanks

Andy Fenn has just moved up to the ProTour level, joining Omega-Pharma Quickstep in the close season, and the Challenge Majorca races were I think his first ever races at this level, so it is a pretty good way to start. Jonathan Tiernan-Locke is still riding for a Pro-Continetal squad (Endura Racing), but he showed what he could do at last year’s Tour of Britain, when he won the King of the Mountains competition. His win came from a bold attack about two kilometres from the finish and managed to hold off the sprinters to hang on (just) for the win. In addition Adam Blythe (BMC) has been going well at the Tour of Qatar, picking up minor places.

So far it is looking good.


Update 12/02/2012 @ 17:30
Looking even better.
Jonathan Tiernan-Locke has won the final stage and the overall at the Tour Méditerranéen.
Below is a video of his 1st stage victory.

Video of J T-L’s stage four victory. The stage had to be shortened because Mont Faron was closed due to snow. I don’t know if that helped him or not, but you can only win the race that you are competing in.

I know that the Tour Méditerranéen isn’t the biggest race in the world, but it is a significant step up from the Premier Calendar. This could be the beginning of something big. Don’t forget his team Endura Racing are British and have won more stage races this year than Sky.

Blog hiatus

Because I am currently experiencing computer, or to be more exact monitor problems, blog production has almost ground to a halt. It is possible, as this post proves to produce something on my phone, but it is heavy going.
I may temporarily switch to twitter.
@johnm_55 is my user name.
140 characters or less is easier to handle on a touch screen.!!

Fred Goodwin – Justice at Last?

Fred Goodwin (aka Fred the Shred) is no longer Sir Fred Goodwin, but has become one of us again, albeit one of us with a £350,000 per year pension. The Queen has stripped him of his knighthood.

The Guardian reports:

Fred Goodwin, the former chief executive of the Royal Bank of Scotland, has been stripped of his knighthood by the Queen on the advice of the forfeiture committee.
It was awarded by the previous Labour government in 2004 for services to banking .
The London Gazette announced that he had brought the honours system into disrepute.
Goodwin has no right of appeal, and in accordance with custom was given no right to make representations to the forfeiture committee, a group of four permanent secretaries. The authority to rescind an honour rests with the Queen alone.
David Cameron said: “I welcome the forfeiture committee’s decision on Fred Goodwin’s knighthood. The FSA [Financial Services Authority] report into what went wrong at RBS made clear where the failures lay and who was responsible. The proper process has been followed and I think we’ve ended up with the right decision.”

The full article can be read here.

I am not against him losing his knighthood, but I feel that it is just a token gesture. I agree with the sentiments expressed by a Unite spokesperson:

David Fleming, Unite’s national officer, said: “It is a token gesture to strip Fred Goodwin of his knighthood, but one which will be well received by the thousands of workers who lost their jobs during his rule.

What I am more bothered about is that Fred Goodwin is now the scapegoat for the banking industry. All the sins of the industry are now heaped onto his shoulders, and he has been loose in the desert. The banking system can the carry on as before, its sins suitably atoned for.

As I was driving home, listening to the news on the radio, another thought occurred to me as the pundits weighed in with their thoughts. Mr Fred Goodwin has not even been charged with a criminal offence, let alone convicted of anything.

This man was found guilty of perjury and perverting the course of justice and sentenced to four years in prison (of which he served two). He is still allowed to call himself Lord Archer of Weston-super-Mare, and (if he has the brass neck, which he probably has) can attach the words “The Right Honourable” to the front of the title.

So I am looking forward to hearing Eddie Mair open the PM programme with the announcement that “Jeffrey Archer has been relieved of his Lordship and is now to be known only as Mr Jeff Archer.”

Spring is on the way

This is the last Sunday in January, and I know that, in London at least, the temperature will probably drop below zero for the first time since about this time last year. The signs that spring is on the way are unmistakable though.
The Belgian sorry, World Cyclo-cross Championships have just taken place. In the cycling world this means that winter is almost past.

More to the point though, to-day was also the day that Le Grand Prix Cycliste La Marseillaise (L’Ouverture) took place. (The report and results link is in French.) For me, this marks the start of the cycling season and therefore the beginning of Spring.

Soon it will be Paris-Nice, Milan-San Remo, De Ronde Van Vlaanderen, Le Tour de France, all leading up to the Olympic Road Race in my back yard, on the roads that I ride week in, week out. Can’t wait.

Team Type 1 (See previous post) have some photos from the race on their Facebook page


Update: 20:10

Note: The domination by the Belgians (that’s a phrase that isn’t used too often) who took the first seven places, was only in the men’s championships. The women shared the honours around a bit more evenly, but even then, first and second were Dutch.


Further update 30/12/2011 16:30

GP d’Ouverture La Marseillaise 2012 – Highlights from France3


(h/t to Team Type 1)

S#!t Diabetics Say

It is not going to be a theme of the blog, but I am diabetic and have been for about 25 years. Still as some one, probably my sister, once said to me;
“John, diabetes doesn’t have to be a pain in the arse, there are lots of other places you can inject your insulin.”

All this is partly to explain why I found this video clip funny.

Still at least diabetics in the UK don’t have to spend half their lives arguing with Health Insurance companies. Well, for the time being at least.

A guy named Marcus Grimm made it. He blogs at Sweet Victory. His main theme is running marathons,

I’ll stick to cycling.

If someone can do a mash-up of the two of them it would make a perfect theme video for Team Type-1

Old Ideas – Leonard Cohen

Leonard Cohen has a new album out. The Guardian has it available as an album stream if you want a preview.
I have listened to it and can only say the man just gets better with age.
Leonard Cohen has an undeserved reputation as an artist who will cause you to slit your wrists. I find that he has precisely the opposite effect on me. He calms me down and helps me reconnect with reality.

The album can be heard here. There is also a link on the page to an excellent interview from Saturday’s Guardian.

John Martin – Inventor of the Blockbuster Movie?

I mentioned in my review of John Martin – Apocalypse that I wanted to explore his influence on Hollywood in general and certain film-makers in particular. He definitely influenced D.W. Griffith and Cecil B deMille as well as contemporary film-makers like George Lucas and Peter Jackson.

I am not the first person to notice this. The Laing Gallery in Newcastle held an exhibition on this theme a couple of Years ago and The Bleeding Pencil blogged about it a couple of months ago.

An early example:

In the very early years of cinema DW Griffith more or less invented the Blockbuster Action movie with his films “Birth of a Nation” and “Intolerance”. The set designs for “Intolerance” clearly show John Martin’s influence. Compare the print of Martin’s painting “Belshazzar’s Feast with Griffith’s set design for a Babylonian scene in Intolerance.

(As always click on an illustration to see a larger version)

I remember reading somewhere that Griffith owned a good selection of Martin’s prints and did use them as source material for some of his sets. Unfortunately even in the age of Google I can’t find a reference.

Moving on to more recent events in the history of the cinema:

The scene in Star Wars I “The Phantom Menace” * where Anakin Skywalker is before the Jedi Council has clear echoes of John Martins “Paradise Lost” print entitled “Satan in Council.

There are many other examples that I could have chosen, but these two do as well as any to illustrate the hypothesis. Anyone who has seen Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy can see how Martins work influenced him.

Two of Martin’s paintings “The Bard” and “Manfred on the Jungfrau” seem, to me at least, to have strongly influenced Jackson’s vision of Rivendell.

The Bard
The Bard
Manfred on the Jungfrau
Manfred on the Jungfrau

Now compare these with a still taken from the trailer of “The Hobbit”.

Rivendell (Still from the Hobbit)
Rivendell (Still from the Hobbit)

Also recall the scene inside Mount Doom shortly after Gollum fell to his death, taking the ring with him and Frodo and Sam made their escape across the rapidly collapsing bridge.

The influence of another “Paradise Lost” print “Bridge over Chaos” is obvious – to me at least.

Almost every disaster movie ever made borrows its images to a greater or lesser extent from “The Great Day of His Wrath” with its vision of whole cities being cast into the flaming abyss. Take this still/advertising poster for “2012”.

Just to back up my reasoning The Tate made a short Sci-Fi/Disaster Movie influenced video to promote the show.

Disclaimer: I am not endorsing a film that stole £8.50 of my money and about two hours of my life under the false pretences that it had something to do with “The Empire Strikes Back”

Journey to a Dream

I found this video on the Garmin Cycle Team’s website. I like the team’s ethos, especially the strong anti-doping stance. I like the way that are a team and not a bunch of riders who happen to wear the same jersey. I am also a great admirer of Jonathan Vaughters’ side burns.
Admittedly it is a bit of a puff piece, but I think it is worth watching.